* Disclaimer ~ the following post may contain “parent only” language & content. If you think the phrase “You will not believe what was in his poop” might offend you or your stomach, ya might want to just skip down to the next post 
1 of our 5 children ~ who I will not name ~ due to the fact that they can read~and sometimes look over my shoulder when I am on the pc~and might see this post and get VERY mad at me~has a blanket (we aren’t mean, they all have blankets). But this is a little blanket. It’s always been little. But it WAS bigger when we first bought it. We have noticed significant shrinkage in the blanket over time.
*Unnamed child, has slowly been eating this blanket for YEARS. Until recently, I didn’t realize that the blanket was actually being eaten. I just thought the child was chewing on the strings and pulling them out. And I am always saying “don’t put that in your mouth, that’s gross.” Apparently, it’s WAYYYY grosser than I thought.
I came home from my favorite place to go and My Love told me that *unnamed child had a stomach ache after I left, but was fine now. Then proceeded to crack up and give me the details.
You will not believe what was in his poop! A string. Yes you read right. A string. Apparently a LOOOONG string.
I said a prayer of Thanks. And sang the Hallelujah chorus. I’m so glad I was gone for that. I don’t think we’ll be serving blanket for dinner anymore. Is it just my children who are this weird? Do your kids have strange blanket~eating fetishes? Should I feed them more maybe?
- Oh wow! I thought funny ‘poop’ stories pretty much stopped by the time kids were potty trained. But then my kids aren’t potty trained so I wouldn’t really know I guess. You definitely lucked out on that one! (missing it that is) I hope your little one is feeling better now and has found something else to snack on!
- He’s feeling much better now, thanks. We’ve moved on to pillowcases
- That us by far THE BEST post I have ever read!!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!!
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August 1, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Alicia
No you unnamed child isnt alone. I had to pull over a foot and a half of string out of my sons butt on Wednesday night. He said mommy I have to go poop I said go ahead. then he said mommy come wipe my butt I told him wipe your own butt. He said I cant its stuck. I went to go help him and low and behold there was poop mixed with string. Alot of string. I found out that him and his twin brother had unreavaled a towel at nap time at the babysitters house. I dont know what Im going to do with those two. The other one who will also remain unnamed ate the black plastic piece to a lamp… you know the black piece that clicks threes times to turn it on. Well he unscrewed it and ate it. What is really sad is that I live 1 and a half hours away from the nearest hospital so Im lucky nothing serious has ever happened. So I guess my kids are starving as well.